Avatar; blatantly anti-colonialist?

(Spoiler Warning)
It is the eternal discourse and the never-ending contrast between the colonists and the natives. The colonists are advanced, the natives are primitive. The colonists are practical, scientific and materialistic, the natives are spiritual. The colonists are also downright cruel, whereas the natives are loyal and brave.
This sharp contrast not only sums up the blockbuster Avatar but also the discourse on colonialism ever since it started hundreds of years ago. No doubt the movie presents a breathtaking make-believe world of what outer space might hold in the next century, vivid and exquisite scenery, powerful images as well as action and thrill. But you cannot turn a blind eye to the very obvious socio-political message of the film. I don't believe in the ars gratia artis philosophy (art for art's sake). Art always tells us who we are, provides alternate realities, or for that matter, alternate dreams.
The film presents both sides of a colonial discourse, which is fair, and attributes certain features to the natives which is unfair. It is a considerable break away from other silly US films produced in the 90s and early 2000s about the all-American hero who has absolute power of machinery and mind to subdue other territories which are not given voice (Independence Day, Armageddon). The muddle the US is facing now in the two countries it occupies (Afghanistan, Iraq...and Haiti?) clearly disillusioned many filmmakers including James Cameron. It is clear that no communities will get attacked and not resort to resistance, also as clear it is that the attack is never justified, successful or ethical, but blatantly materialistic, destructive and even short-sighted. Hopefully, it is now clear that you cannot crush a community with your machinery no matter how developped and advanced and "go home for dinner" as the commander says in the movie. A people's spiritual attachment to their deity, land, environment and continuity is more enduring than man's desire for earthly matters.
Two issues remain controversial though. The first is regarding the features of the Natives. Throughout colonial discourse, indigenous groups have been described, called and treated as the vilest of creations. The white man (US marine) is expected to "civilise the brutes", and it is "his burden". This racism serves both as a pretext for attack, and for the natives to deem themselves unworthy of living, having failed to rise above primitive. The Na'vi of the film have been called "savages" and "blue monkeys" but it's from the head of the mining operation, which comes as no surprise. However, the natives are really a merge between Africans and animals, or so it seemed to me. Their noses are distinctively flat, their facial bones are distinctive of negros, they live in tribes, they hunt down people or animals using arrows and swords, they are scantily clad....They are totally detached from urbanisation as it hasn't worked with them, as the snooty head of the operation remarks. At the same time, they have unmistakable animal features. They have cat-like ears, tails and they hiss like many animals to intimidate possible attackers. If it were a new form of "creatures" the writer has imagined, it would be understandable, but they have been clearly referred to as "people" by Dr. Grace Augustine. Truly though they are courageous and loyal, but why do people have tails, hiss and live like people in the dark ages?
The second point is, only an avatar having human genes has been able to assemble and mastermind the counterattacks on the US army. Only the hybrid Jake and Dr. Augustine take part in empowering the natives and reshaping their "army". In other words, the natives are still mainly dependent on the "civilised" nation for organising themseleves and desgining an attack, a strategy which any human brain can devise. Frustratingly enough, the "pure" natives are only followers. It is true that they used some machinery made by US troops, but they have been lead by Jake the avatar, the US ex-marine. Though of course in the final scene is compromising in that Jake chooses the Na'vi identity.
A new vision on colonialism the film provides and a vivid foresight of what may become of the US army if they continue exterminating people, destroying their land and taking away all they hold dear. However, the image of the colonised people, or the natives, remains distorted. It has progressed yes, in the sense that they at least have human features, but no filmmaker is obliged to "condescend" to make this move.

مصر والجزائر تاني

من أولها كده...أهو

كرة القدم للإمتاع والإبداع أرجو من المصريين الجدد والحنجوريين والإعلام غير المسئول والعنصريين والتافهين والمتنصلين من جذورهم العربية مايفسدوش علينا فرحتنا أو فرحة الجزائريين

Questions I hate and answers I'd love to give

X: So...what's new? Eih El Gedeed?
Me: Haven't you known! I'm running for president.

X: Ha...mafesh 7aga keda walla keda? (aka Any suitors yet?)
Me: Well...I'm as single as you are :@

X: Malek? (What's wrong?)
Me: Sorry...I just figured out that I will die one day...and that Palestine is still occupied.

مقتل مجند مصري عل الحدود: عشان الغباء ليه ناسه

أي حد مابيفهمش أ ب سياسة حيفهم إن طريقة مصر في التعامل مع قافلة شريان الحياة والحرية لغزة تميزت بالغباء السياسي الشديد...السلطات المصرية المفروض إنهم عارفين إن الناس مش سايبة أهلها وبلدها ودراستها وشغلها ومتشحططين ونايمين على الأرض ودافعين مبالغ عشان يقولوا لهم هش يتهشوا، منظمو القافلة ضحوا بحاجات كتير أهمها سلامتهم وحياتهم عشان يقدروا يناصروا غزة ويقدموا للمحاصرين اللي يقدروا عليه من المساعدات...

دلوقتي أنا ماقريتش الخبر بالتفصيل لإني لا أثق في معظم وسائل الإعلام لكن أي سيناريو حصل معناه إن السلطات المصرية متحملة المسئولية...لو الفلسطينيين هما اللي بدأوا الضرب ده لإن الأمن المصري مستأسد عليهم وسايب الإسرائيليين ينتهك الحدود ويقتل المجندين من غير ما مصر تقول بم حتى...ولسه امبارح الشيخ حازم أبو إسماعيل (من القلة أصحاب الضمير في الفضائيات) قايل إنك كل ما تخنق ناس أكتر كل ما مقاومتهم بتزيد، لما مصر محاصرة غزة وكمان تبني جدار عازل عشان يموتوا ويستسلموا لإسرائيل وده مش حيحصل يبقى لازم ده يسبب غضب ويشعل الموقف أكتر ما هو متهبب، ولو المصريين هما اللي بدأوا الضرب وده الأرجح لإن منظمي القافلة اتضربوا أصلاً من وهما في القاهرة برضو مصر متحملة مسئولية المجند اللي مات...وطبعاً دلوقتي بقى في إيديهم دليل واضح جداَ إن مصر أمنها القومي مهدد وإن الفلسطينيين بيضربوا النار علينا!

والكلام ده مش أنا بس اللي بقولوه، ده عماد الدين أديب حبيب الحكومة قالها والمستشار جودت الملط قالها، إن سوء إدارة الأزمات مستشري على جميع المستويات...والقافلة كانت ممكن تعدي بسهولة أكتر من كده بدل الفضيحة اللي اتفضحناها واللي هندفع تمنها غالي قوي وأهو أول مصري دفع التمن مات النهاردة...لكن الأمن طبعاً لا يرحم ولا يخلي رحمة ربنا تنزل.

هكتب إن شاء الله تدوينة عن رأيي في الجدار قريب.

World stands up for Gaza

Something to smile about for the new year:

From Al-Jazeera

Photos by 3arabawy

By Iman Badawi

آراء المثقفين المصريين المعارضين للجدار الفولاذي

علاء الأسواني: هل تدفع غزة ثمن التوريث؟

فهمي هويدي: الجدار حماية لأمن إسرائيل

First Anniversary of Gaza Massacre

Gaza Freedom March

I knew about the march around a month ago but got busy in everyday shit until I found the link to the event on FB only to find out in the end that the registeration is closed!
For a couple of days I kept thinking how I can get my parents to agree on this. I won't have to even ask anymore. What a bummer. Not only this, but the Egyptian authorities do not usually let Egyptians or Palestinians in and out easily at all!
So put simply, we are stuck here when we should be showing solidarity with Palestinians in every way we can. Instead of being part of what hopefully will be another pressure on Israel to end the inhuman seige on Gaza, I am supposed to just move on with my life and do everyday stuff.

Eid Harassment: No Longer Shocking

This year's Eid harassments came as no surprise to me. They were pretty much expected, and I stayed at home or only visited family accompanied by my father and brother, avoided the news like the plague so I wouldn't know what happened, at least not until the Eid is over.
If the photos published in Al Masry AlYoum and Al-Dostour show only boys from poorer social classes committing harassment, a colleague wrote on FB of how she was unsuspectingly harassed by a seemingly decent and well-educated guy in an uptown shopping mall for 4 or 5 minutes. She was too shocked to even yell back at him.
The comments sympathised with her and one ran: "There is nothing we can do".
Are you kidding me?
There is ALWAYS something you can do. I mean, enough is enough. This is not something which happens within average range or even "usually", it's like a thick black maggot that has totally gotten the better of a society. Totally. And against all this madness there is nothing you can do?
Any action has its consequences, unintended consequences for that matter. But no action at all...what does it lead to? Where does it take you too? Pain, shame, fear, disgust, depression. Just why would you let someone do that to you and make him get away with it.
Again, no one action is best. Even if you think calling the police and taking it all the way to courts is the right thing to do, you might not have supporting parents/partner, you might lose the case altogether, especially if there are no witnesses.
If you think yelling back and screaming is the answer, you might find little or no help from others. There might be no one else around in the first place.
But what is the alternative?
Feeling violated, angry, suspicious, having nightmares, getting sick and sad....is this really something you can take and do NOTHING about?
Harassers have got to taste some of their own poison. They have got to know it is NOT acceptable, it is NOT pleasure for a woman to be catcalled or abused. If you do not show him you're angry, how is he ever to know? If he didn't get yelled at in the middle of the street, how will he ever - hopefully - experience even a gram of shame or embarrasment for what he did?
Unfortunately, I do believe part of the reason why this problem is getting uglier by the day is women's reaction, or rather the lack thereof. I understand that it is shocking, I understand that it could be useless to fight back anyway. But then did you ever consider why ppl usually beat up a theif but rarely a harasser?
Ppl who have been stolen yell out loud, and passers-by gather to beat the shit out of him. The crime is known, this is one difference. The victim cries out...this is a difference.
Do it the Sayeda Zeinab style. My father is from Sayeda Zeinab (a modest Cairo neighbourhood) and he told me if a man exceeds the normal of mo3aksa, the girls call him names out loud...using swearwords even he would be embarassed to say. A man rarely continues harassing if he is publicly defamed this way!
I end up with a line from Nawara; if there is a queue of ppl hitting one another on the back of their heads, and suddenly one of them decides to turn around and slap the one who hit him instead of the one in front of him, wouldn't the beating stop?

عايزة أدون...

ولو كتبت عن أي موضوع تاني غير موضوع الجزائر ماحدش حيعبرني.

وعلى العموم هما كلمتين وبس يا ريت نسك على أم الموضوع ده:

الواحد لما بيتهان في بلده أسوأ بكتير من الإهانة برة البلد، لما أتهان من واحد المفروض يحميني ده إهانة للبلد، ولما أتهان من الشغل بمرتب مايأكلش عيش ده إهانة للبلد، ولما مالاقيش نتايج ملموسة لفلوس الضرايب اللي بندفعها دي برضو إهانة.

الحقيقة إن الإعلام مشحون لإن جيمي وعلاء كانوا هناك، لكن باقي الشعب ما هو بيتهان كل يوم إيه الجديد يعني؟ ما المساجين والمشتبه فيهم والأبرياء والأطفال بياخدوا على قفاهم في الأقسام وبيتمسح بكرامتهم البلاط إشمعنى الثورة دي دلوقتي...وليه ماحدش ثار على إسرائيل لما كل سوي تموت لنا عيل على الحدود، تموت، مش تخوف ولا تحدفه بطوبة؟

وبعدين الجزائريين اللي شايلين مطاوي وسكاكين مايفرقوش حاجة عن اللي عايش في عشوائيات ولو ماأكلش حيتاكل، فرقت إيه الصيع هنا من هناك؟

بالذمة مش كان في آلاف من المشجعين حاطين الاستيتس على الفيسبوك

1, 2, 3 fuck L'Algerie

ليه شايفين إهانتهم لينا ومش شايفين إهانتنا ليهم؟ وبعدين إنت لما تطلع تصرخ في التليفزيون وتقول إن شعب الجزائر كله بلطجية وكلاب وإرهابيين فرقت إيه عنهم؟ ما إنت بتشتم وهم بيشتموا، هما بيبلطجوا وإحنا كمان بنبلطج، خلصنا يعني.

أما بقى المسئولين فلا غبار عليهم في مصر والجزائر، لو الحكومة الجزائرية فاشلة و"متواطئة الحكومة المصرية مش أحسن منهم يعني، وبعدين اللي قلوا أدبهم كانوا عشر تلاف؟ عشرين ألف؟ ييجوا إيه وسط الأربعين مليون؟ يعني الصيع والسوابق وقتالين القتلة في مصر ييجوا إيه جنب باقيت الناس اللي لا ناقة لها ولا جمل، تحبوا حد ييجي يقول شفتوا الراجل اللي دبح عشرة في ليلة واحدة...أما شعب سفاح صحيح.

المهم إن كل اللي بقوله ده كلام بديهي، بس الناس بتقع في نفس غلطة التعميم وخلط الأوراق.

فضوها سيرة بقى بلاش غلبة.

In Defence of Football Fans

The average Egyptian does not have business projects to look up to. He does not know whether he will have enough money to provide for himself in case he gets very ill, or worse, if a son or daughter gets ill. The average Egyptian takes up two or three jobs, spends 4 hours daily squeezed in public transportation, does not have a proper social life. The average Egyptian is savagely caught up in the rat race, and the only relief he can look up to is football. Now imagine that this relief gives your country the chance to be internationally prominent, wouldn't you feel proud? We see the Egyptian government failing to defend the hungry, poor and defencless, starting from its own people and ending with Palestinians and Iraqis. As soon as the US invaded Iraq, all Mubarak could utter was "We hope the US operation will end soon". I am not premusing he could do anything else. There was nothing else Egypt could do given the circumstances. When hungry and cold Palestinians stormed through the Egyptian border a year and a half ago all Abul Gheit said was Egypt will break the bones of any Palestinian who would dare get hungry and look for food again. What's the use of a gate if you will keep it shut off most of the time, except if what you're really doing is imprisoning Gaza? Here goes a political failure.
No one knows if Egyptian products are sold abroad, no one knows if there is an international Egyptian market. EVERYONE knows where the revenues of tourism and the Suez Canal really go. The average Egyptian sees only shillings of the billions the government promises to provide as July bonus or social bonuses. Here goes an economic failure.
Doesn't it logically follow a social failure? You bet.
Now, when the only victory, or even facade of victory, looms in the distance, you still want do not want the Egyptians to breathe? So basically Egyptians are asked to be poor, hungry, hopeless and smileless? The overwhelming majority of Egyptians love their country, there is no doubt about this, and they wait for any chance to show their feelings. When they express patriotism through strikes, or protests, or forming virtual youth movements, they are hunt down, beaten, tortured and even killed. Workers who protest low pay do not only want to improve their condition, they want to give their country, they want to work and produce. The Tanta Flax and Oil Company workers' chants gave priority to falx over their own lives. I have never seen patriotism similar to this.
According to Alaa Al-Aswany (arabic), football is the only area where Egyptians are allowed to express their patriotism freely. They are not beaten up by the police. They are given a real chance to participate. This is why you see thousands of Egyptians in stadiums chanting and cheering for hours on end but a few tens or hundreds calling for political and economic reform in demonstrations. Isn't it only logical?
If so, why do we find voices rising before every grand football event like tomorrow's calling Egyptians stupid and naive, just because they prioritise football above almost any other area?
To begin with, this accusation is pure false. We have seen thousands of Egyptians chanting for Palestine and Iraq, risking being arrested and tortured, even school children participated in anti-Israeli protests. So...no. Egyptians defend Palestinians and Iraqis, Egyptians now stand up for their rights and voice their opinions. Egyptians collected money and food and managed to give them to Palestinians whenever the oppressive Egyptian regime allowed. Egyptian doctors have ventured inside the Gaza war zone and performed operations on what was left of Palestinian raid victims.
It is horrendously unfair to say Egyptians only ever care about football. If you have two chances to express patriotism, the first involves sexual and physical assault, passing out, losing your job, getting arrested and/or tortured, the second involves being among masses of people who share your opinion and your passion, you are allowed to express yourself without being called "qilla mundassa" or "wishful thinkers", which would you choose?
Why are you denying Egyptians their only vent, their only way to feel the rush of victory?

الحكم بالسجن على العقيد أكرم سليمان

هيييييييييييييييييييييه

أخيراً خبر يفرح

Where is my mind?

Generally speaking, Fight Club is a movie that will mess up your head big time. Although I love movies I am extremely slow. I have never seen Apocalypse Now nor The Godfather. I only take whatever MBC2 gives me, no matter how shitty.
But I digress. I started following the movie well into its middle, and I had to see it again and read the plot to come to grips with 'everything'. At the same time a FB friend posted the link of the soundtrack, no other than the Pixies' Where is my mind?
Immediately after, I really started to hate my job(s). Although my full-time job is far from tedious - teaching. Yes, teaching isn't boring. You do not stare at a dumb screen all day till your eyes burn, you are not directly monitored and scrutinised by your boss. The students change, they sometimes drop funny lines, they are sometimes so aggravating they push you to new and smart ways to contain your anger and/or come up with ideas to get through to them. In fact, teaching is one of the few jobs in which you can bring about real, and sometimes immediate change. This could also mean that they have been so horrible and psychopatic that you promise yourself upon your father's life that you will never, ever, turn out to be like them. You probably have the freedom to change your material every few months (course), change your attitude, change your method...etc.
However, it sometimes takes me the last 15 minutes before a lecture to 'prepare' it. Correcting assignments kills your soul. Trying to explain, for the hundredth time, that single nouns require an additional s to present simple verbs, is not always fun. It is not always rewarding to find bricks increasing slowly and forming a huge wall between you and your audience. You stare at blank faces and try to tell them, in as realistic terms as you can impossibly find, why education is beneficial for them. Above all, since I am in the academic field, I start to wonder why it is of any use, giving the present circumstances, to waste years writing a thesis, and spending 60% of your salary on this process, only to leave it in the university library to gather dust. I keep telling myself that God gave us the gift of mind to exercise it. If you don't use your mind, you will lose it. And writing theses is not such a bad way of doing so.
And now to my other job, a white-collar job, an office job, a private sector job. I spend all day trying to work out puzzles using technology that has completely got the better of me. You have to be there from 8 to 5, which of course I never do. Why 8? Why not just feel that we're in tandem with the world, and be there from 9 to 5? Because we're allowed a one-hour break for a snack and for praying. Of course the 9 hours are not just the 9 hours. If you take public transportation, they jump to 13. So, in the words of Tyler Durden, you spend more than half of your life working a job you hate to buy shit you don't need. You know, City Stars could have been one of the reasons why I decided to take another job, to be able to buy all of these trendy clothes that some worker in China has been squeezed into making for a meagre wage, for hours on end. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs to hate to buy shit we don't need.
We don't need.
Instead, the anonymous main character decided to create an underground movement. But he has his job, he has long bills to pay. He has social appearances to keep. He can't do that himself, so he created another person to do so, someone to do all of the dirty work, to face trouble and make possible subconscious desires. Someone to hurt him because he would feel guilty about hurting himself - and by this I mean physical damage. The movie goes far beyond the abstract, and reaches the physical. Crazy huh? We always dread 'inconcrete' pain and do our best to avoid it, and we never realise how physical pain is as strong, if not stronger.
In the final moment of awareness, the main character finds a means to bring about the fragments of his mind again. What a selfish act. He shoots himself without fatally wounding himself. He is selfish because he did not give me any other alternative.
Since I saw the movie, I have felt my mind disintegrating. I do not know how serious this is, or whether it is serious at all. This is the only way I can explain it, disintegrating. I briefly reviewed other careers, other lives I could live, but everything, any other alternative, requires taking fatal risks, and I am not exactly a risk taker. Of course the movie is not the main reasons, but it sure did set off these symptoms. My thoughts are racing in wildly different directions. I do not know if I am too good for these jobs, or good enough for these jobs. I am questioning my abilities. I am putting my life on halt in a time when I should be writing a life-or-death proposal for my MA. People talk and I cannot listen to them for more than half a minute. They said it would get better but it didn't.
I am loving one person for something, and eschweing another for the very same reason. I keep sending people wrong signals only to realise this too late. I try to leave my parents' wings and probe into the real world, but never really settling in either places.
Just as if it can get worse, someone who is very dear to me, whom I feel responsible for, started underage smoking. As a former smoker I know what kind of crap that gets you to grab some cigarettes and blow your life away when your parents don't know it. I know the loneliness, the pain, the sheer pressure involved. He promised me he would reduce them until he quits. But if he smokes them where I can't see him, how can I ever be sure?
Where is my mind?
I listened for the song during the past week for I don't know how many zillion times. I keep wondering whether the background voices are screaming.
"You wonder a lot, don't you?"
A family member hasn't died. I was not diagnosed with cancer. I have not ended a thirty-year long marriage. I am not a homeless child getting raped by every pedophile on the move. I am not an Afghan mother of three expecting to be blown up any minute now. Why is this happening to me?

My stalker :(

من يومين في واحد استلمني أول ما خرجت من البيت، كنت رايحة الشغل الساعة 12 الضهر ويادوب مشيت خطوتين حسيت إن في حد ماشي ورايا، مديت شوية ووصلت للشارع الرئيسي، كنت باتكلم في التليفون فوقفت واتدورت، كان راجل كبير في السن وشكله مش طبيعي، هدا شوية ناحيتي كإنه اتفاجئ إني وقفت بعد كده عدا الشارع وأنا عديت بعديه عشان هوا ده طريقي. كنا ماشيين وسط جنايين كده فيها طريقين، لقيته بعد شويه مشي شمال عشان يقرب مني، أنا اترعبت ولفيت الجنينة تاني عشان أبعد عنه، وطلعت السلف ديفينس (اللي هو عبارة عن علبة سبراي فاضية، بس بتديني إحساس مفترض من الأمن، على أساس إن اللي قدامي مش هيعرف هو اترش بإيه بالظبط وكده) فضلت لحد ما ركبت الأوتوبيس بتلفت حواليا وكنت نازلة نفق مشاة خفت لحسن يكون مستنيني تحت، لكن الحمد لله غار.

قبل كده كنت متضايقة جداً إني بخاف وأنا في الشارع والمواصلات، اللي يهمس جنبي باترعب منه وأي حاجة تحصل بفسرها إن اللي قدامي بيتحرش بي، أصل اللي جرى لي مش قليل، بعد كده قلت الحمد لله إن أنا مصحصحة، ماحدش عارف كان إيه اللي حصل لو كنت مش مدية خوانة.

نقاب التخلف والوحشية

اللي لابس نقاب مش واحدة متغربة وسايبة بيتها ومدينتها عشان عايزة تروح تتعلم، اللي لابس نقاب هو اللي عايز يخبي عن المشكلة الحقيقية، والأخبار المقززة اللي ظهرت في اليومين اللي فاتوا:

توربيني جديد في الشرابية يعترف بانتهاك عرض 30 طفل

اتهام الشرطة المصرية بتعذيب أخو المتحدث باسم حركة حماس في غزة حتى الموت طبعاً

احنا آسفين يا حماس، آسفين يا أطفال مصر، أصل ربنا حيوقف المحجبة على باب الجنة ويسألها على وشها، لكن مش حيسأل عن أعراضكوا وحياتكوا

The Dark Side of Capitalism

A hair-raising account of the state of slaves (formerly known as workers) in Dubai.

Today's Must-Read

احنا وهما

امبارح فجأة افتكرت بنت كانت طلبت مني قبل كده أترجملها مقال كبير، بتاع عشر صفحات، عشان مكاتب الترجمة غالية والصفحة بسبعين جنيه، مش فاكرة اعتذرت ليه بالظبط بس غالباً كان عندي امتحانات أو بحث أقدمه.

مش عارفة ليه افتكرت الموضوع فجأة امبارح وضميري وجعني، مش يمكن لو كنت ساعدتها ماكنتش وقعت في الحالة المادية السيئة اللي أنا فيها دلوقتي؟ كان حيخسرني إيه إني أساعدها لوجه الله، كام ساعة ضاعت مني في فيلم رعب أهبل ولا في تظبيط بروفايل الفيسبوك أو في نوم زيادة، كان ممكن ألاقيلها وقت حتى لو اضطريت أتأخر عليها بس أنا اتغريت وطنشت ومافكرتش الغلبانة دي هتعمل إيه في دراستها، مش عارفة ليه بنلاقي وقت لكل التفاهات، ولما نيجي نساعد الناس وناخد ثواب عظيم الوقت فجأة يضيق والمسئوليات بتبان...

الرحمة يا شيوخ الفضائيات

ساعات باحس إن الشيوخ اللي بيطلعوا في التليفزيون دول مايعرفوش الناس عايشة إزاي وبيبصوا علينا كده بالتليسكوب، امبارح وماما بتقلب القنوات طلع شيخ مغمور على الأقل بالنسبة لي في قناة الناس بيقول لنا إن ربنا مش بينشر وباء في بلد إلا إذا انتشر فيها الفاحشة...عشان كده مصر انتشر فيها انفلونزا الطيور والخنازير, لأ وبيقول أكيد طبعاً عشان قلت كده هتقولوا علي متخلف ورجعي...

أنا قعدت أفكر يا ترى الفاحشة منتشرة بين مين ولاد الأبالسة دول عشان نموتهم يمكن ربنا يرفع عنا البلاء...وخلينا نتفق في الأول إن معنى الانتشار إن يكون 80% مثلاً على الأقل بيمارسوا "الفاحشة دي"...

لقيت إن 36% تقريباً سنهم يا إما تحت 14 سنة أو فوق 65 يعني في سن الضياع...أكتر من ربع المصريين يا إما كل همهم في البلاي ستيشن والأبلة اللي بتضرب العيال أو في المعاش اللي مش مكفي الأدوية والعيال اللي عايزين يتجوزوا ومش لاقيين فلوس.

طب مين بيرتكب الفاحشة؟

وكمان لقيت إن برنامج الأمم المتحدة الإنمائي بيقول إن 14 مليون مصري تحت خط الفقر، ده طبعاً غير الملايين من الموظفين والعمال اللي ماشيين جنب الحيط ومش طالبين غير الستر والعلاوة ومؤمنين بربنا أكتر من الشيخ اللي بيتهمهم بالفاحشة دون وجه حق ولا حتى علم.

مين اللي بيرتكب فاحشة في مصر؟

أكيد في، لكن هل الموضوع واصل لحد الانتشار وفقاً لمعملومات الشيخ الدقيقة؟ يعني هل مثلاً 7 أو 8 من كل 10 حضرتك تعرفهم بيمارسوا فاحشة؟

وهل اللي ماتوا من انفلونزا الطيور لحد دلوقتي كانوا بيمارسوا الفاحشة؟ دول كانوا فلاحين غلابة بيربوا الطيور في البيت عشان هو ده راس المال اللي حيلهم. طبعاً أنا ماكملتش إيه هي الفاحشة اللي الشيخ يقصدها، بس أكيد أكيد يقصد كمية البنات الرهييييييييييييييبة اللي مش محجبات وبيلبسوا بنطلونات، مش كده؟

أنا اللي أعرفه الآية القرآنية الحكيمة "ولا تزر وازرة وزر أخرى"، يعني ماحدش بيتعاقب بذنب حد تاني. يعني مش عشان في واحد فاحش عنده انفلونزا ركب الأصانصير قبليا قمت أنا اتعديت منه يبقى أنا فاحشة وأستاهل، لأ، ده ظلم، وربنا مابيظلمش حد.

يعني مش كفاية الحكومة بتسم بدنا كل يوم بتصريحات من نوع إن المصريين شحاتين عشان مستنيين الدعم وإن في مقابر جماعية مستنيانا لما نوصل بالسلامة...كمان تطلع لنا تتهمنا في شرفنا بالشكل ده، إرحمونا بقى.

Today's Must-Read

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