Monday, February 23, 2009

الحلقة المفرغة

الاقتصاد المصري ينهار بسبب الكسل والاعتماد على الغير وتدمير الصناعة المحلية
الشباب مايلاقيش يشتغل ولا يسكن ولا يتعلم صح
يلاقي الجماعات المتطرفة فاتحاله دراعاتها
يتعلم إن أي حد مش مسلم يبقى دمه مستباح
بعد الانضمام للجماعة يعتقل
ويتعذب ويتشتم ويتعلق من رجليه ويغتصب
يخرج من السجن، لو خرج، كاره البلد ومستني أي فرصة للانتقام من النظام
ينفذ عملية عشوائية تانية
السياحة اللي تعتبر من أهم مصادر الدخل لمصر تتضرب
الاقتصاد ينهار
الشباب مايلاقيش شغل
حد لاقي مخرج من الحلقة دي؟
ملحوظة: ده على اعتبار إن اللي نفذ هجوم الأزهر جماعة متطرفة، أصل مش داخل دماغي إنه يبقى حد أجنبي

Friday, February 20, 2009

وما أدراك ما قسم الشرطة

لما تكون واحدة محترمة رايحة قسم الشرطة
تعمل محضر تحرش جنسي
وأول ما تدخل تلاقي الظابط واقف في وسط القسم وبيقول لواحد بعلو صوته
"طب ما تقف أحسن في وسط القسم وتطلع زبك لبرة"
المفروض تعمل إيه في عيشتها؟؟؟

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

The Chinese Occupation of Egypt

I was trying a splendidly chic coat from "Or", a famous store in Egypt that once was under the name of "Mexx". True the buttons were loose but the wool felt so warm and finely-made. It was probably the most expensive item of clothing I ever bought; it was for 700 L.E, but it was well worth it. I suddenly noticed the "Made in Egypt" tag, and had mixed feelings.
I rarely noticed where on Earth what I buy was made, I just got what I liked and what was affordable for me and c'est ca. But buying such a good coat made by domestic hands made me feel a kind of warmth and pride. For what is patriotism if you do not do what you can to support your country's economy? We have always made fun of Egyptian products, and always preferred the -bless me- CHINESE ones. But hear me out on this story.
I got those pretty pair of ballerina shoes from Glitter, a famous accessories shop. It was made in China, and it cost 110 L.E, but what the heck, they're damn cute. The first day I wore them, I found they were marred by black lines that wouldn't get removed, not even with alcohol. No problem. It happens. Another day I was surprised to find my toes extremely dirty, then I found out that the brand new pair of shoes is neatly cut open from the front. I glued it nonetheless and wore it again. It used to be white, but now there's a huge assembly of colours that it could match just any outfit!
I started to hate chinese products, and would always look at the tags attached to the items I buy. Club Aldo is another famous shoes and bags store that sells mostly Chinese products. I got myself a white bag, and was disappointed to find it scratched all over a short time after.
Even the products of big-name stores in Egypt like Mango, Silvian Heach, H&M, Levi's etc are made in China. At one time this phrase was subtly written on a tag: Made in P.R.C. Now I know that Silvian heach is Italian, H&M Swedish, why the hell don't they sell Italian and Swedish stuff? My friend explained that they manufacture their goods in Asia because the workers get low wages there. Do I hear sweatshops? Maybe. But think about this: They sell say a pair of Jeans for a high price, maybe five times its true cost, take most of the money in their pockets and give the poor Chinese workers the minimum. This minimum, of course, could still amount to four times the salary of an Egyptian university professor. Sigh.
I hit City Stars today hoping and praying to God I would get me a medium sized black bag, Made in Egypt, in vain. I thought of Benetton, as their products are usually made in Syria, who are in the end of the day our cousins, but I found a Chinese bag that cost 544 L.E sticking out its tongue to me.
Is there any Egyptian industry, AT ALL? What have the president and the Ministry of Industry been doing in the past thirty years? Haven't they made any plans to set up factories that sell much-needed products such as world-class clothes, mobile phones (yes, I'm dreaming), PENCILS AND COPYBOOKS for Heaven's sake? Because when they actually manufacture something, the Egyptians do it very well, much better than the Chinese. I still remember the clothes I got from Mexx, Naf Naf, Dalydress, Rojada years ago that have been worn again and again and withstood time and Cairo's microbuses.
After the white choes and bag traumas, I vowed to buy Egyptian products whenever I can. But forgive me, Egypt, for today I went home carrying a black bag from H&M, Made in China.

Sunday, February 15, 2009

الصحوة...أخيراً

حكايتي مع التحرش الجنسي عمرها أكثر من 13 سنة
وطول السنين دي ماحستش بالأمل غير الأيام دي
غير لما الإعلام اهتم ولقيت مدونيين وصحفيين وغيرهم بيدافعوا عن الضحية مهما كانت الظروف المحيطة بالحادثة وهو ده اللي لازم يحصل
من ساعة ما الموضوع اتفتح أو بمعنى أصح اتفجر في أكتوبر 2006 والناس بدأت تتغير واحدة واحدة، الناس بدأت تفهم إن في قانون بيعاقب التحرش الجنسي والمعاكسات لأنها
جريمة
الناس بدأت تفهم إن ظروف الحادثة سواء المكان أو الزمان أو أخلاق الضحية أو مظهرها أو عقيدتها مابتغيرش في الأمر شئ لأن التحرش الجنسي
جريمة
البنات بدأت تفهم إن لازم مايسيبوش حقهن ويمشوا في طريق المحاضر والمحاكمات الصعب...عرفوا إن تحقيق العدالة محتاج شجاعة وجرأة، وعرفوا إنهم كده بيصلحوا المجتمع
الناس بدأت تفهم إن الفضيحة مش على المجني عليها، على الجاني اللي عقدة النقص والكلاكيع و(الازدواجية للأسف) والقذارة اللي جواه خلته يشوه نفسية البنات كده
نهى رشدي وآسر وقطر الندى و(أنا) وكل بنت دافعت عن حقها...إليكن السلام :)