Monday, December 20, 2010

Quarter life crisis - Part One

She: I want to plan your 50th surprise birthday party.

I: Why the 50th?

She: I don't know. Because it will be such a big day.

I: I think my 40th will be a lot more fun. I will either be married with children and depressed, or unmarried and depressed, so I will adopt a two-year-old girl and a stray dog.

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