Ode to my Cigarette

It is at times like these when I need you the most…
When random thoughts come streaming through my mind…
When I feel I'm breathing through a pinhole…
honey it's not your smoke
it's not your poison
it's not your cancer
it's mine
so let me breathe through you and vent out all of my frustration
let me burn with you bit by bit
for I can burn for you if you may…
slip through my fingers and be my date for the night…
let me wear your blue smoke…
be drenched in your aroma
and do let me burn for you if you may…
hear my silent screams and take them all away
puff by puff
Touch my lips...and speak right through me
take another look at me with those fiery eyes
Quick! Before they come
Quick! Before I'm all burned out…
help me, comfort me
Come, dear cigarette, come.
For I am to man like you are to angels
Hear them not say "You piece of hell
For, dear cigarette, we are both wild and free
leave them to their mates and friends…...
and come with me, come for me…
and let me be your date for the night
Dear cigarette...a world without you is as lonely as hellwith no one staying here by my side
to unleash the tiger inside
Dear cigarette..it is my last breath now
and I can feel you burning inside my mouth
drying up before I can ask...
Have I burned well all through?

Have I introduced myself well?

1) I really am totally harmless, except when it comes to me.
2) I think Pink Floyd is not just a band…Pink Floyd is a tune. Pink Floyd is a drug. Pink Floyd is a passion. Pink Floyd is a life.
3) I am a feminist .Sad but true.
4) I love wildly, savagely…and roughly.
5) I love people so much. You can say this is my weak point.
6) Black coffee is…. Umm…read “Obsession”!!
7) I don’t think I’m ordinary…although there’s still nothing peculiarly special about my life.
8) One of my dreams is becoming a script writer.
9) Try asking me a question…and I will never give you a precise answer.
10) I think I’ll die an awful death. A violent murder or something.
11) I hate technology. Sometimes to the point that I feel I can’t live without it.
12)I have no problem with gays, lesbians and bisexuals ….
13) I cannot bear weakness.
14) I am a rebellious bomb just about to blow up.
15) I am still haunted by a picture showing a woman’s body torn in half…during the Bosnian Genocide.
16) It is not that I daydream a lot; I rarely even visit real life.
17) Among all love songs…The Moody Blues’ “Nights in White Satin” just sweeps me off the ground.
18) I have suicidal tendencies. One thing you should know for sure; if I ever get raped, that will be the end of it all.
19) I have a passion for deep voices…the David Gilmour type.
20) I am the resurrection of Sarah Kane.
21) I love the mystery, the selfishness, the mere look of cats!
22) The longest time I can concentrate on one thing is 20 seconds.
23) I am sphexophobic.
24) I subconsciously hold my breath when I see Angelina Jolie.
25) I think keeping some of your secrets just to yourself is fishy but amusing.